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VIDEO: Police CheckPoint

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NIGERIANS NOW BATH WITH MAGGI AS SALT SCARCITY HITS NIGERIA

Following the circulation of some texts on social media platforms advising Nigerians to take their bath with salt water,the country’s residents have trooped out in numbers to buy every pinch of salt they can lay their hands on.

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Craziest News Updates for Sunday January 12, 2014

GIRL SHOCKS EVERYONE BY MARRYING HER MOBILE PHONE

In a rather surprising event today, an 18-year-old Nigerian girl married her mobile phone in Lagos. According to the new marriage laws issued by the Supreme Court, anyone above the age of 18 can marry anything except the same-sex.

Vivian Okilo, who is a student of the University of Lagos, today, under the same law married her newly bought mobile phone 

Continue reading>> GIRL SHOCKS EVERYONE BY MARRYING HER MOBILE PHONE

VIDEO: Must Watch: Dr Swen Magic Rice

Continue reading>> VIDEO: Must Watch: Dr Swen Magic Rice

FG TO INSTALL CCTV MONITORING CAMERAS IN EVERY HOME BY FEBRUARY

In a new year message aired live on Hot Swen T.V, the President of Nigeria, President Jonathan, said he would be taking measures to leave no stones unturned this year.

President Johnathan told Hot Swen newsmen that his administration faced a lot of draw backs in 2013 due to the fact that Nigerians were always raining insults and curses on him instead of praising him and supporting his government.

Continue reading>> FG TO INSTALL CCTV MONITORING CAMERAS IN EVERY HOME BY FEBRUARY

VIDEO: Must Watch: Dr Swen Magic Bread

Continue reading>> VIDEO: Must Watch: Dr Swen Magic Bread

UNABLE TO ATTRACT EVEN A SINGLE GIRL, FRUSTRATED MAN SUES CLOSE UP

In what could prove to be a major marketing and legal embarrassment for Unilever Nigeria Limited (UNL), a 26-year-old man has filed a case against the company, which owns the Close Up toothpaste brand, for ‘cheating’ and causing him ‘mental suffering’. 

Continue reading>> UNABLE TO ATTRACT EVEN A SINGLE GIRL, FRUSTRATED MAN SUES CLOSE UP

TOP 5 PICS OF THE DAY : HILARIOUS HEAD REPLACEMENT PART 2

Continue reading>> TOP 5 PICS OF THE DAY : HILARIOUS HEAD REPLACEMENT PART 2

For the best satire news, visit www.hotswen.com daily. We wish you a very prosperous new year. 

Craziest News Updates for Friday December 27, 2013

JOKES: AKPOS ASSIGNMENT


Akpos is a varsity student. The Lecturer ordered him to write an apology letter showing why he didn’t submit an assignment.

Dear Lecturer,
Continue reading>> JOKES: AKPOS ASSIGNMENT


I SHOULD HAVE REMAINED WITH AMBER ROSE- KANYE WEST


American hip hop artist, Kanye West has taken to twitter to rant about how his music career has been crashing since he started dating Kim Kardashian.
Kanye wrote on twitter “I can’t remember how I met Kim but I know......I SHOULD HAVE REMAINED WITH AMBER ROSE- KANYE WEST


LAGOS STATE GOVERNMENT INTRODUCES WHEEL BARROW RACING COMPETITION.


The Lagos state government has introduced a new sport in the state. This new sport is known as “Wheel Barrow Racing”, it involves several people participating in a racing competition by pushing wheel barrows very .....LAGOS STATE GOVERNMENT INTRODUCES WHEEL BARROW RACING COMPETITION.

Hot Swen Facts - Part 4

1.  3% of all ex-priests head-butt people when people aren't looking

2.  60% of all magicians become single parents during public holidays
Continue Reading >>Hot Swen Facts - Part 4

FG POSTPONES XMAS AS BOKO HARAM INJURES SANTA CLAUS


Santa Claus arrived in Abuja,Nigeria today on an invitation by Nigeria’s first lady, Mama Peace, to celebrate Christmas with the Jonathan family as well as close friends of the family but was injured a few minutes ago inside Santa’s Castle due to an explosion which the dreaded Boko Haram sect has claimed responsibility for.........FG POSTPONES XMAS AS BOKO HARAM INJURES SANTA CLAUS

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Craziest News Updates for Saturday December 21, 2013

Hot Swen Facts - Part 3

1. 46% of all men eat people during summer

2. 69% of all Nigerian politicians take classes in Dictatorship twice every week

Continue Reading >> Hot Swen Facts - Part 3

POLICE ARRESTS KID FOR WATCHING CHINESE MOVIE

The Nigerian Police Force has arrested a twelve year old boy, Obinna, for watching a Chinese movie on his phone.

Continue Reading>> POLICE ARRESTS KID FOR WATCHING CHINESE MOVIE

TOP 5 CRAZY PICTURE ROAD SIGNS - PART 3

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OBAMA INTRODUCES EDIBLE MONEY TO FIGHT HUNGER

President Barack Obama shocked the world today with an unprecedented answer to America’s hunger problem. 

Continue Reading >> OBAMA INTRODUCES EDIBLE MONEY TO FIGHT HUNGER

JOKES: AKPOS AND THE BEGGAR (HILARIOUS)

For a very long time a guy Akpos had been battling with a leak in his roof.

One night there was a heavy downpour and he had to move from one corner of the room to the other, to avoid drops from the roof.

Continue Reading >> JOKES: AKPOS AND THE BEGGAR (HILARIOUS)

DAME PATIENCE JONATHAN WELCOMES BABY GIRL

The President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, President Jonathan, welcomed a baby girl into the family last week as his wife, Dame Patience Jonathan, put to bed at the Presidential Hospital.

Continue Reading >> DAME PATIENCE JONATHAN WELCOMES BABY GIRL

ARSENAL IS FINISHED-RAMSEY

Midfielder Aaron Ramsey has come out to say that Arsenal is finished after their Manchester City mauling.
Ramsey feels the defeat has done a permanent damage on the team 

Continue Reading>> ARSENAL IS FINISHED-RAMSEY

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