A source close to the presidency told Hot Swen media this morning, that President Jonathan has promised to abandon the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) for the newly established All Progressives Congress (APC) if the ASUU strike is called off next week.
According to the source, President Jonathan held a closed door meeting with the leadership of the APC and appealed to them to intervene in the over four months old strike which the academic staff union of Universities (ASUU) have refused to end.Continue Reading Here >> I Will Join APC if ASUU Calls Off Strike- President Jonathan
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Six Funny Life Lessons ( Very Funny )
Here are six very funny and interesting life lessons you should see and share with the people you love.
Lesson 1: Naked Wife
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…
“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
Continue Reading Here >> Six Funny Life Lessons ( Very Funny )
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Ball Splits Into Two During Football Match.
The match between The Bulls of Eyinba and the defending champions, Kano Pillars, started off like any other match. Things however, got a little messy at the twenty third minute when Kano Pillars striker, Bala Musa, fired a very hard shot. The ball hit Eyinba defender, Efe Paul, on his forehead causing a minor injury. Efe was assisted out of the pitch by the paramedics so the match could continue.
After waiting for a few minutes, the ball was nowhere to be found. There was no extra ball on the field and the Kanu Pillars coach was seen dashing out of the stadium after collecting eighty naira from the referee. He purchased a new ball across the road and dashed back into the pitch handing over the new ball to the referee.
Continue Reading Here >> Ball Splits Into Two During Football Match.
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The minister of education, Mr Wike Wyke, announced on Hot Swen T.V network this morning that he had fired all the striking lecturers with immediate effect for refusing to return to their teaching jobs despite the intervention of the country’s president. Following this announcement, Mr Wike urged all qualified candidates to apply directly to the federal ministry of education as the country plans to employ one million new lecturers. He further stated that applications from foreigners are also welcomed.
Immediately this announcement was made, Hot Swen news learnt that the Iraqi government has offered to send one million lecturers to all universities across Nigeria to assist the government.
Continue Reading Here >> Iraq Offers To Send One Million Lecturers To Nigeria.
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The new Sony PlayStation 4 was designed by a six year old Nigerian pupil, Akpos Edet, from warri Nigeria. Sony Inc.’s chief engineer, Mr Fred Wisconsin, said ‘I never knew so much talent existed in Africa.
My team and I came to Nigeria on an invitation by the Port Harcourt state governor. On our way to the airport to board a plane back to America, we came across this little boy playing by the side of the road. I wondered what kind of mother would leave her little boy all alone by the road side. We decided to accost the toddler and we were really marvelled by the way he was responding to our questions; what was even more surprising was the fact that he had a sheet of paper and a pen with which he was designing some complex electronic circuits. He later told us that he was designing a video game and had to leave his house to avoid distractions.
Continue Reading Here >> The New Sony PlayStation 4 was designed by a 6 year old Nigerian Pupil.
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